Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize