Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
