I am in a vortex of obligation.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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