Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
