i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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