so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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