He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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