sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I enjoy the company of your penis
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