One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she peed on how many people?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
NoShamevember. You game?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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