The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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