I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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