just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
