i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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