Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize