doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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