after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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