it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
