Banned from zoo.
Again?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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