id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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