Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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