And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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