You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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