Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I woke up under a house in Key West
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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