That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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