sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
