We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
