Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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