how can u be prego again
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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