I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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