marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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