But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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