covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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