just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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