I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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