That's intense
she woke up with a sticky ear
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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