youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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