"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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