We're like a lot better than the average bears
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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