What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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