i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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