so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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