I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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