I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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