wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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