No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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