Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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