just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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