So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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