he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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