I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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