Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I will be naked everywhere
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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