Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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