It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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