Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
