it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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