I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jรคger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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