You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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