it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
